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The Justice League Goes on Strike Over a Baby Oil Shortage
Read more: The Justice League Goes on Strike Over a Baby Oil ShortageIn a shocking turn of events today, the Justice League announced they are officially on strike. The reason? A global baby oil shortage caused by…
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Mouth Tape: The New Sleep Craze You Didn’t Know You Needed
Read more: Mouth Tape: The New Sleep Craze You Didn’t Know You NeededGather ‘round, everyone, for the latest nighttime innovation. That’s right, folks, it’s time to meet the new sleep craze—mouth tape! Yes, tape for your mouth…
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P. Diddy’s Arrest: The Shocking Truth Behind His Downfall
Read more: P. Diddy’s Arrest: The Shocking Truth Behind His DownfallBreaking news hit the headlines like a bad remix of a 90s club banger: P. Diddy—hip-hop legend, business tycoon, and unofficial king of the party…
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Why Donald Trump is Absolutely Better Suited to Be the Next President than Kamala Harris
Read more: Why Donald Trump is Absolutely Better Suited to Be the Next President than Kamala HarrisNow, before you slam your phone down, grab your tinfoil hat, and rage-tweet about this, hear me out. The answer to why Donald Trump is…
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FluMist Nasal Spray Conspiracy: FDA’s New At-Home Vaccine Plot?
Read more: FluMist Nasal Spray Conspiracy: FDA’s New At-Home Vaccine Plot?The FDA’s approval of FluMist nasal spray for at-home flu vaccinations may sound like a convenient solution, but is it really just that? Many are…
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The Truth Behind Amazon’s 5-Day Office Mandate (The Amazon Office Conspiracy)
Read more: The Truth Behind Amazon’s 5-Day Office Mandate (The Amazon Office Conspiracy)Amazon’s recent mandate (more like Amazon office conspiracy) requiring its corporate employees to return to the office five days a week is stirring up a…