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Welcome to The Drunken Report

My name is Kevin Flanders, a former top-tier White House, Inc. operative turned rogue conspiracy chronicler.

From alien diplomats negotiating trade deals for Earth’s finest avocado toast to the underground lab where they grow identical politicians in vats (they’re all named Greg), no topic is too outrageous.

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