BREAKING: Ducks Spotted Waddling Through Times Square Like They Own the Place

In today’s episode of “What Even Is This City Anymore,” a pair of pet ducks were casually walked through Times Square. Yes, ducks. Not dogs, not cats—ducks in tiny harnesses. They strutted around like they were about to drop their debut album, leaving tourists in a frenzy of photo ops and sheer confusion.

Naturally, New Yorkers just kept walking, because if you haven’t seen weirder than that on the subway, you’re not from here. No word yet on whether the NYPD classified this as a pedestrian situation or just filed it under “Times Square Things.” Odds are, these ducks already have an Instagram with more followers than your average influencer.

Quack on, NYC. Quack on.

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