BREAKING: “Mistery Meat” on 14 St – Union Sq

The “Mistery Meat” hot dog guy on the corner—yes, the one with the greasy cart that looks like it’s from the ’80s—is now selling something called “Mystery Meat Mondays.” No one knows what’s in it, and, shockingly, no one cares. They sold out in 30 minutes. People will literally eat anything if it’s slathered in enough sauerkraut.