Oh, you’re gonna love this one. Some guy decided the subway wasn’t grimy enough and took it upon himself to create “art” using—you guessed it—duct tape. His masterpiece? A life-sized rat, meticulously taped to the side of a 6 train. Passengers were thrilled, calling it “the most accurate depiction of NYC life.” MTA staff, however, were less enthusiastic, mainly because the “art” installation caused a train delay…again.
Apparently, this duct-tape Banksy plans to tour the city’s subway lines, bringing his adhesive creativity to a station near you. Next stop? Probably Times Square—because nothing screams art quite like dodging costumed characters while staring at a taped-up rat.
In other news, I’ve decided to become an artist myself. My medium? Cake. Obviously.
Stay sticky, NYC. And watch your step.
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