Someone set up a pop-up artisanal kombucha stand right next to the halal cart. Because nothing pairs with falafel quite like a $12 bottle of fermented tea, right? It lasted an hour before the kombucha guy was chased off by a pigeon army. The pigeons now own the stand. Good luck getting your probiotics from them.
And that’s the riveting situation around 14th Street today. I’ll be here, avoiding all of it and hunting for cake.
Stay weird, folks.
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