Effective Date: 1 July 2024
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By accessing and using The Drunken Report (“the Site”), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use the Site.
2. Content Disclaimer
The Drunken Report is a satirical news website. All content, including articles, images, and any other materials, is intended for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be taken as factual or real news. The stories on this site are based on real life events with a satirical twist, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental. We are not responsible for any misunderstandings or misinterpretations of the satirical content.
3. Humor and Sensitivity
The Drunken Report aims to entertain through satire and humor, which can sometimes push boundaries. We strive to balance humor with sensitivity and ask our users to be mindful of the following guidelines:
- Respectful Interaction: While satire often involves exaggeration and parody, it is essential that all interactions on the Site remain respectful. Hate speech, harassment, or any form of discrimination will not be tolerated.
- Content Warnings: Some content may address sensitive topics. We will include content warnings where appropriate, but readers are encouraged to engage with discretion and understand that the Site’s purpose is satirical.
- User-Generated Content: Users may submit comments or content in response to our articles. We reserve the right to remove or edit any content that violates these guidelines or is deemed inappropriate.
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5. Limitation of Liability
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6. User Conduct
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7. Modifications to the Terms
The Drunken Report reserves the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be posted on this page, and your continued use of the Site after any changes have been made constitutes acceptance of those changes.
8. Governing Law
These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Costa Rica, without regard to its conflict of law principles.
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Disclaimer: The Drunken Report is a satire and humor-based platform. The content is fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. It is not a source of real news. Reader discretion is advised.