Author: Kevin Flanders
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Washington, D.C.—In a plot twist straight out of a Coen Brothers movie, the FBI has been scratching its collective head over the latest attempt on former President Donald Trump’s life.… more ›
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In an effort to improve the city’s collective mood, New York has passed an ordinance banning all public complaining. Residents must now channel grievances into interpretive dance or risk a… more ›
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In a bold bid to maintain public interest in space exploration, NASA has unveiled plans to send a crew of TikTok influencers to Mars. The mission aims to answer important… more ›
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In a stunning upset, an anonymous Florida man has been elected President of the United States through a viral write-in campaign. His platform, promising to “keep things weird,” has resonated… more ›
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In a move that perfectly captures the state’s renowned ability to blend disaster with flair, California has officially declared September as “Climate Apocalypse Month.” The announcement came during a press… more ›
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In a controversial move to boost voter turnout, Congress has approved legislation mandating that all ballots be cast via TikTok dance videos. Critics warn of potential fraud, but lawmakers argue… more ›
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In an effort to protect citizens from the dangers of free thought, China has begun constructing a new Great Wall, this time encircling the entire internet. The project is expected… more ›
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In a bold move to showcase military prowess, Russia debuted its latest “invisible” fighter jet. However, the launch was mired in confusion as attendees were left staring at an empty… more ›
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Following the resignation of the latest Prime Minister, the Queen has announced a new initiative to streamline the turnover, allowing citizens to subscribe and receive a new PM every month,… more ›