Author: Kevin Flanders
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Delegates attending the 35th annual Global Warming Summit were forced to cancel due to an unexpected blizzard, with many attendees questioning if irony has developed a consciousness and is now… more ›
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World leaders are reportedly scrambling to recognize Icevania, the world’s first nation entirely made of ice, after it declared independence from Earth. Diplomatic experts are concerned about the potential implications… more ›
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In the grand theater of American politics, today’s performance serves as a stark reminder that the line between reality and satire is thinner than a politician’s promise. Our top news… more ›
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California has officially seceded from the United States, rebranding itself as the Independent Republic of Yoga and Avocado Toast. The new nation’s military, consisting entirely of yoga instructors, plans to… more ›
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NASA proudly reported that its Mars mission is years ahead of schedule due to an “unexpectedly high number of volunteers.” Unbeknownst to the public, this surge was actually the result… more ›
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A Florida resident known only for his bizarre antics and alligator wrestling skills has announced his candidacy for President. His platform includes mandatory pool noodle fights in Congress and free… more ›
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The New York City Subway has unveiled an innovative way to tackle delays: turning them into a game. Riders can now guess when their train will arrive, with winners receiving… more ›
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In an unprecedented move, Congress passed a bill that forces all lawmakers to read the full text of any legislation before voting. The bill led to mass confusion, as several… more ›