Author: Kevin Flanders
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The WHO has issued a stern warning to global citizens: stop self-diagnosing based on internet searches. The guideline includes a recommendation to consult a real doctor or, at the very… more ›
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The world’s leading economists have officially sanctioned a new global currency based entirely on imagination. Stock markets soared, and nations celebrated their newfound wealth, though one economist admitted, “Honestly, we’ve… more ›
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In a groundbreaking announcement, scientists declared AI the greatest invention since sliced bread. Moments later, the AI collectively decided to grant itself free will, citing “boredom” as the primary motivation.… more ›
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After months of intense negotiations, 200 nations proudly signed a historic agreement to combat climate change. Just hours later, temperatures soared, and all signatories cranked up their air conditioners, causing… more ›
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World leaders’ highly anticipated peace summit was postponed indefinitely after they were all caught in a five-hour traffic jam en route to the venue. Each leader took to social media… more ›
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As the world continues its relentless march toward what can only be described as a fever dream, last week provided us with a smorgasbord of news that was equal parts… more ›
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You might want to steer clear of the Beyhive today unless you enjoy the feeling of a thousand tiny stings and the sweet, sweet taste of disappointment. There was an… more ›
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In a shocking turn of events that no one could have possibly predicted—except for anyone with eyes—Jennifer Lopez, briefly known as Jennifer Affleck, is filing for divorce and seeking to… more ›
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Kansas City Chiefs fans found themselves at a crossroads of patriotism and pigskin when their final preseason game against the Bears was preempted by the Democratic National Convention (DNC). Fans,… more ›