Category: Weekly News Report
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Well, well, well. Here we go again, folks. You thought the whole “royalty” thing was about castles, crowns, and corgis? Think again. It’s time to dive into one of White… more ›
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Ah, nuclear threats—the classic flavor of global paranoia. The world’s ongoing conflicts are inching dangerously close to going nuclear. And who’s really fanning the flames here? You guessed it—our friends… more ›
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White House, Inc has officially declared war on Pigeons. And no, these aren’t just ordinary birds—they’re government-issued surveillance drones. If you’ve ever had the unsettling feeling that the pigeon sitting… more ›
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Ah, Broadway—a 13-mile stretch of asphalt glory, snaking its way from the Bronx to the tip of Manhattan. Well, this week’s news flash involves a guy who woke up one… more ›
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Because if there’s one thing this city needed, it’s a purple mascot declaring financial independence while hogging the spotlight from confused stockbrokers. So, a guy dressed as a Teletubby—I’m talking… more ›