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In case you needed a reminder that Jon Bon Jovi is a real-life superhero, here it is. The rock legend was casually filming a music video in Nashville when he noticed a woman on the ledge of the Seigenthaler Pedestrian… more ›
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Yesterday, the world lost a true legend, and honestly, it feels like Darth Vader himself just turned off the lightsaber for good. James Earl Jones, the man whose voice could command an entire galaxy or narrate a tranquil Sunday morning… more ›
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Welcome to 2024, where rosemary shampoo is trending harder than your aunt’s Facebook posts. Apparently, the same herb that keeps your roast chicken tasting “fancy” is now the secret sauce for luscious locks. But is this just another overhyped product,… more ›
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Let’s talk about the enigma, the myth, the legend—Tom Brady. No, he’s not suiting up for another Super Bowl (though, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he announced a comeback during a TikTok dance challenge), but somehow, some… more ›
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In a wild turn of events that feels just plausible enough, rumors are swirling that Taylor Swift is considering a run for the highest office in the land. Yes, you heard that right: Taylor Swift for President 2024 could actually… more ›
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BREAKING NEWS: SpaceX has launched its 7,000th Starlink satellite. Yes, you read that right. While we’re down here fighting for Wi-Fi signals from our local coffee shop, Elon Musk is busy transforming the night sky into his own personal space… more ›
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In today’s episode of “Things That Make Too Much Sense to Be Real,” we’ve got a delicious new partnership that’s about to change the snack and swag game forever. Enter Reese’s, the peanut butter cup royalty, and Angel Reese, the… more ›
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Picture this: The world has gone full Walking Dead. Zombies are everywhere, your survival instincts are kicking in, and naturally, you decide to consult… celebrity Twitter accounts for advice. Bold choice. Bold, yet questionable. You could grab a machete or… more ›
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(and Maybe Get a Grammy Mention in the Process) Let’s face it, getting Kanye West to apologize is like trying to find a humble influencer—possible, but rare. Kanye, known for his controversial statements, interruptions, and general “Ye-ness,” isn’t exactly famous… more ›