In a shocking turn of events that no one could have possibly predicted—except for anyone with eyes—Jennifer Lopez, briefly known as Jennifer Affleck, is filing for divorce and seeking to reclaim her former name. Apparently, “Jennifer Affleck” didn’t have the same ring in Hollywood as “Jenny from the Block.”

After 21 months of marital bliss, separated by about 21,000 miles, J.Lo and Batman have called it quits. Reports suggest the couple spent the summer on different coasts—Lopez at a Bridgerton-themed birthday bash and Affleck brooding in a dark corner somewhere, probably in Gotham.

Lopez recently starred in a documentary, The Greatest Love Story Never Told, which, in hindsight, might have been a subtle hint about her marriage’s future. Affleck made a cameo, talking about “compromise,” which in Hollywood apparently means “I’ll let you have the kitchen, but I’m taking the Batcave.”

The couple’s romance, which began on the set of the universally adored Gigli (because nothing says love like bad reviews), has had more twists and turns than a telenovela. Now, as they part ways, Lopez cites “irreconcilable differences,” which is Hollywood-speak for “We tried, but reality TV pays better.”

Stay tuned as J.Lo prepares to drop the Affleck and go back to what she knows best—being herself, just with a little more paperwork. #JennyFromTheBlockAgain #NameChangeDrama #HollywoodRomanceFail