Following the resignation of the latest Prime Minister, the Queen has announced a new initiative to streamline the turnover, allowing citizens to subscribe and receive a new PM every month, complete with a commemorative mug.

In what has become a regular fixture in British politics, the United Kingdom has once again replaced its Prime Minister, marking the 14th leadership change this year. The latest PM, who served a record-breaking three days, cited “chronic whiplash” from the revolving door at 10 Downing Street as the primary reason for their resignation. Political analysts have run out of synonyms for “turmoil” and are now simply resorting to shrugging.

In response to this unprecedented frequency of leadership changes, Her Majesty the Queen has taken matters into her own hands by announcing the launch of the “Prime Minister of the Month” club, set to begin in January 2024. This innovative subscription service will allow British citizens to receive a fresh, new Prime Minister delivered directly to their doorstep every month, complete with a personalized welcome letter and a collectible mug featuring the PM’s signature awkward smile.

“This is a fantastic way to keep the nation engaged with the political process,” said a Buckingham Palace spokesperson, while unveiling the first set of mugs featuring the slogan, “Keep Calm and Change PMs.” The spokesperson added that the club will also include a “Loyalty Card” program, where citizens can collect stamps for every Prime Minister they outlast. After accumulating 12 stamps, members will be eligible for a limited-edition bobblehead of their favorite short-lived leader.

The program is set to kick off with January’s selection, a former reality TV show host who, according to insiders, was chosen for their “charismatic incompetence,” a trait deemed essential for modern British leadership. February’s pick is rumored to be a sentient algorithm, designed to make decisions based on Twitter polls, ensuring that the government remains in sync with the nation’s constantly shifting whims.

Critics have pointed out that the Prime Minister of the Month club could further destabilize an already fragile political landscape, but supporters argue that with the current trend, it might be the only way to maintain a semblance of order. “At least this way, we’ll know when to expect the next change,” commented one exhausted MP. “And who doesn’t love getting a new mug every month?”

The initiative has also sparked interest from international observers, with some countries reportedly considering similar programs. France is said to be exploring a “Presidents on Rotation” scheme, while Italy, always ahead of the curve, has already implemented a similar system, albeit with much less fanfare and far more pasta-themed memorabilia.

As the UK prepares for another year of political musical chairs, the nation watches with bated breath, wondering who will grace their teacups next. In the meantime, the Queen’s press office has reassured the public that the Royal Mint is fully equipped to handle the production of new commemorative coins featuring each successive Prime Minister. After all, tradition is tradition, even if it changes every 30 days.