Category: Breaking News
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In a political maneuver that has pundits scratching their heads and voters asking, “Wait, what?”, Vice President Kamala Harris recently announced that she’s considering appointing a Republican to her Cabinet… more ›
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In an awe-inspiring demonstration of dedication to oppression, Hong Kong has once again proven that no spark of freedom will be left unextinguished on its shores. The city, once known… more ›
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In the grand tradition of “If it’s broke, don’t fix it—just make it worse,” Israel has launched its largest military operation in the West Bank in decades, a move that’s… more ›
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Gujarat’s New Real Estate Trend: Floodplain Villas (Crocodile Included) Vadodara, Gujarat — Move over, Maldives! Step aside, Santorini! The latest in luxury living has hit Gujarat, and it’s making a… more ›
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Washington, D.C.—In a plot twist straight out of a Coen Brothers movie, the FBI has been scratching its collective head over the latest attempt on former President Donald Trump’s life.… more ›
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In an effort to improve the city’s collective mood, New York has passed an ordinance banning all public complaining. Residents must now channel grievances into interpretive dance or risk a… more ›
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In a bold bid to maintain public interest in space exploration, NASA has unveiled plans to send a crew of TikTok influencers to Mars. The mission aims to answer important… more ›
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In a stunning upset, an anonymous Florida man has been elected President of the United States through a viral write-in campaign. His platform, promising to “keep things weird,” has resonated… more ›
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In a move that perfectly captures the state’s renowned ability to blend disaster with flair, California has officially declared September as “Climate Apocalypse Month.” The announcement came during a press… more ›