Category: Breaking News
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In a controversial move to boost voter turnout, Congress has approved legislation mandating that all ballots be cast via TikTok dance videos. Critics warn of potential fraud, but lawmakers argue… more ›
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In an effort to protect citizens from the dangers of free thought, China has begun constructing a new Great Wall, this time encircling the entire internet. The project is expected… more ›
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In a bold move to showcase military prowess, Russia debuted its latest “invisible” fighter jet. However, the launch was mired in confusion as attendees were left staring at an empty… more ›
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Following the resignation of the latest Prime Minister, the Queen has announced a new initiative to streamline the turnover, allowing citizens to subscribe and receive a new PM every month,… more ›
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Delegates attending the 35th annual Global Warming Summit were forced to cancel due to an unexpected blizzard, with many attendees questioning if irony has developed a consciousness and is now… more ›
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World leaders are reportedly scrambling to recognize Icevania, the world’s first nation entirely made of ice, after it declared independence from Earth. Diplomatic experts are concerned about the potential implications… more ›
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In the grand theater of American politics, today’s performance serves as a stark reminder that the line between reality and satire is thinner than a politician’s promise. Our top news… more ›
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California has officially seceded from the United States, rebranding itself as the Independent Republic of Yoga and Avocado Toast. The new nation’s military, consisting entirely of yoga instructors, plans to… more ›
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NASA proudly reported that its Mars mission is years ahead of schedule due to an “unexpectedly high number of volunteers.” Unbeknownst to the public, this surge was actually the result… more ›