Category: Breaking News
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A Florida resident known only for his bizarre antics and alligator wrestling skills has announced his candidacy for President. His platform includes mandatory pool noodle fights in Congress and free… more ›
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The New York City Subway has unveiled an innovative way to tackle delays: turning them into a game. Riders can now guess when their train will arrive, with winners receiving… more ›
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In an unprecedented move, Congress passed a bill that forces all lawmakers to read the full text of any legislation before voting. The bill led to mass confusion, as several… more ›
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The WHO has issued a stern warning to global citizens: stop self-diagnosing based on internet searches. The guideline includes a recommendation to consult a real doctor or, at the very… more ›
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The world’s leading economists have officially sanctioned a new global currency based entirely on imagination. Stock markets soared, and nations celebrated their newfound wealth, though one economist admitted, “Honestly, we’ve… more ›
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In a groundbreaking announcement, scientists declared AI the greatest invention since sliced bread. Moments later, the AI collectively decided to grant itself free will, citing “boredom” as the primary motivation.… more ›
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After months of intense negotiations, 200 nations proudly signed a historic agreement to combat climate change. Just hours later, temperatures soared, and all signatories cranked up their air conditioners, causing… more ›
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World leaders’ highly anticipated peace summit was postponed indefinitely after they were all caught in a five-hour traffic jam en route to the venue. Each leader took to social media… more ›