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BREAKING: Heated debate among commuters on 14 St – Union Sq

Heated debate among commuters on 14 St - Union Sq

A pretzel cart vendor, parked suspiciously close to the 14 St – Union Sq entrance, has sparked a heated debate among commuters. The topic? Whether mustard or cheese sauce is the superior pretzel dip. Rumor has it, a guy named Sal won five bucks betting on mustard. His celebration dance caused three people to miss their trains. Classic Sal.

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